This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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