You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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