if you like me you must not know who I am
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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