You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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