He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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