Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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