Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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