Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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