If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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