I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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