I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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