Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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