have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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