sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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