so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
