No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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