i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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