At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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