Im at strip club and am horny
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My balls are so social today.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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