hotel room ftw
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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