I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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