When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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