im drinking this country out of the recession.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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