i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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