Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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