The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Randomize
