just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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