I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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