3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
