Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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