How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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