she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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