sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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