remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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