I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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