Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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