Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He kissed a someone with a penis
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
