isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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