pedialite and red bull = repair kit
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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