Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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