wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Sorry about my life...
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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