You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
So. Much. Porn.
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