Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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