But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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