it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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