i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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