Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I don't think brook has ever known best
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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