dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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