Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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