i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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