As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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