just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
