That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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