You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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