If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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