i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
It's blow job season.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I still have a little drunk in my system
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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